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 As it turns out, life doesn't get any easier after you're dead.
You’re a calico tomcat on your way to hook up with a seductive Siamese when a starving vampire turns you into breakfast—and a vampire kitty-cat. You can’t go back to living (as it were) with your associate Amy because suddenly she smells delicious, and sinking your fangs into her is just wrong. You’re plunged into the vampire underground of Bloomsburg, Illinois.
But your attacker is a victim too, and she becomes your new associate as you struggle together to find a life. She runs for city council to fight for vampire rights, with you as her running mate.
In the process, a mob tries to skewer you with a stake, you're tried for murder, just about shotgunned into undead pieces, you come inches from having your tail cut off and seconds from being fried by the sun, and you are kidnapped twice.
Oh, yeah, and turned into a (shudder) politician.
On the other paw, you do hook up with that sweet Siamese, and it looks like you're on the way to winning that election . . .
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